Join The Club
walking to the side of pokemon trainers and talking to them first so you feel in control
Things I will forever be upset about:
1. I don’t know what my Patronus is
2. I don’t know what Amortentia smells like to me
3. I don’t know what I’d see in the Mirror of Erised
4. I don’t know what my Boggart would be
5. I don’t know what type of wand would choose me
I’m not an artist and I jizzed myself.
If you get this for an artist, it’s pretty much a guarantee you’ll get laid that night.
tag your porn
I looked at this and had an orgasm
hate to burst your bubble, but if you gave this to an artist there is zero chance of you getting laid because I don’t think you would be able to pry them away from this thing of beauty long enough.
^ Reblogging for that comment
this is an appreciation post for anyone who has ever tolerated me
gUYS IT’S NOT EVEN HIATUS WHAT ARE YOU DOING
my friendship comes in 3 levels:
3) inappropriate sexual humor.